These are my most recent favorite Chuck Norris facts... But you should make www.chucknorrisfacts.com your homepage anyway.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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