Wednesday, April 27, 2011

15 tasks Danielle should perform in a bikini and high heels

A friend of mine recently placed in a figure competition. I couldn't go, because I was in real estate training, but I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate her on her sheer awesomeness. You look UNBELIEVABLE. You are so hot I can barely stand it.

You look so hot that I've taken it upon myself to provide provide you with a list of day-to-day activities that I think you should perform... in a bikini and heels... from now on:

  1. getting gas
  2. grocery shopping at Market Basket. The larger the store and the more public the location, the better. 
  3. ride a motorcycle
  4. go to the motorcycle dealership to investigate, test-drive, bargain for, and eventually purchase the aforementioned motorcycle
  5. going to HR block to do taxes
  6. get a mani/pedi
  7. be a guest news anchor
  8. walk over the tobin bridge (through the EZ pass/fastlane )
  9. random, spur-of-the-moment public yoga
  10. be one of those people that asks for charitable donations on tremont st
  11. somehow wield a blow torch. the more random the reasoning behind it, the better
  12. go to a Bieber concert and, when people are confused, act like you have no idea why they're looking at you funny
  13. have professional photos taken 
  14. get a roll of quarters INSIDE the bank
  15. COME TO BOXING CLASS AT MY GYM WITH ME!!!


Love, Leah

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