Hanukkah 09 Recap

I CLEANED UP this Hanukkah. It was the best Hanukkah ever. The only one I can think of that was better was 5th grade, when I got a boombox and Hootie & the Blowfish's Cracked Rear view. God damn, what a good album that was. You don't get that many albums nowadays that you can just listen to straight through. I blame iTunes. And Bush.

The top gifts:

• a drill. so I can drill things. and drill holes in things. and sometimes, i will even drill different-sized holes in things.
• a label-maker. I already labeled the cactus in the kitchen. "cactus." in case you thought i labeled it with something else.
  
• jew bling for my phone. i now have the five books of moses represented in silver keychain form.
  
• A BULLET BLENDER. oh my god, it's like, imagine a food processor and a blender got together and did a lot of cocaine, a lot of steroids, and then had a baby.
  

You know what really bugs me? Those movie trailers that are 3 minutes long and somehow manage to say almost nothing about the movie. what a waste of time. Boo sex and the city 2.

Just kidding. I didn't mean it. I swear. Promise. Forgive me?